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Minor Characters ([personal profile] alicornucopia) wrote in [community profile] alicornutopia2015-09-25 09:43 pm

here is a door

And now this door is not itself any longer, not quite.
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"And apparently they didn't have any laser pointers. All right, I'm off. Are we not opening tonight?"
"Jeanie's taking care of opening."
"Won't matter much if you send the entire staff off on errands."
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Hepzibah snorts. "You and your devil-may-care attitude. It's a wonder you've kept this place open this long. Well, it seems to be working, anyway. Radioshack ho." And she departs.
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[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe you can get the bar here to mix drinks and save yourself the need for a bartender per se."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'd still need someone to ferry the drinks out to the club."
"I doubt the bar here knows your particular recipes," Klaudia snorts.
"I don't think she needs a recipe, darling, she can do anything. Ooh, you never got to try me before I was turned either, I went first. You can get a glass of that if you want."
"What, really?" Klaudia asks, and goes over to investigate the bar.
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Can you really...what Gloria said?"
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh. Alright then, I'll try that."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sip.
"Vaguely recognizable, interesting. Thank you."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
"So how much was this, I should probably have asked before I started drinking it."
"First drink's free, darling, or that's what she told me, anyway."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Good to know."
"Bella's father is a policeman," Gloria adds. "I thought it might not be beyond the realm of doubt that you'd have relevant advice on dealing with nonhuman arrestees."
"Be nonhuman yourself is a good start," Klaudia says dryly. "When we have to send in the human members of the precinct to deal with someone likely to be both violent and spooky, which thankfully does not happen often, we generally issue them full riot gear. I have no idea if that in any way applies to your situation."
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[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"My dad is a regular dude. There aren't as far as I know irregular dudes on the police force."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Unfortunate, but not really surprising considering how many mean names my wife has been calling your universe. The riot gear remark still applies, although it might be a little conspicuous for regular use."
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[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"A little, yeah."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Any more specific advice I could give would have to do with the details of individual species, which would probably actually be worse than useless considering how different our vampires are from yours."
cross_and_bow: (h ~ okay)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
"And there's thousands of kinds of demons."
cross_and_bow: (i ~ meh)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Of which vampires are the most common kind, depending on who you ask - some people think they are technically not demons, it's a thing. And then there are lots of things that are definitely demons. Some are just, you know, people with bizarre non-earthly cultures, but most of them are pretty actively malevolent."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you and I are working off of different definitions of demon. As far as I know, demons are not a thing in our universe."
"We seem to be working off of different definitions of everything, Klaudia. Is demon just a catchall term for any kind of supernatural being in your universe?"
Edited 2015-09-27 05:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
"No, there are also some non-demon supernatural beings. I'm not sure 'demon' is actually a natural category, but basically it gets used to refer to creatures from other planes which are not humans, divinities of some kind - I'm even less sure how those are defined - part-humans, ex-humans, or, like, plants, and even then it seems like people say 'demon plant' to refer to plants native to demon dimensions, i.e. any dimension other than the one where most humans live."
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
"That is bizarre," Gloria opines. "And sounds like just the kind of thing that would arise from the same source as a system like your Slayer thingie and its terrible support system."
"Slayer thingie?"
"They have some kind of mystical mumbo-jumbo that empowers random teenage girls to punch the forces of darkness in the face, one at a time, new one shows up when the last one dies, apparently they have a quote support system close quote in the form of a sinister organization that encourages the reluctant ones to die."
"Is there anything about this universe that isn't terrible?"
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[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2015-09-27 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I assume you have, like, churros and sunsets and Shakespeare in your world and won't be impressed that we have those things?"
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[personal profile] maggie_of_the_owls 2015-09-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Quite. I'm sorry, I know it's your universe and it's probably not pleasant to have a couple of outsiders going on about how terrible it is."
"Bit passive-aggressive there, darling."
"Sorry, I can't think of a better way to say it."
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