"If you come home with me and we don't leave one of the portals here, or something happens to it while it's here, you won't be able to go home even if you're free of vice, unless you find the magic door again. I don't think you speak my language, so we'll probably have a hard time communicating when we've left the magic translation effect, unless you can duplicate that. I already mentioned that I'm going to wind up very self-absorbed. That's all that comes to mind right now."