"Yeah," says Little Miles, emboldened by his sister's agreement. "You still shouldn't be married to her."

"I'm married to her anyway," says Grownup Miles.

"Well... well stop!"

"Just like I should stop being twenty-five? I'll get right on that," he says, rolling his eyes.

"Get a divorce."

"I actually pretended to do that once, to save her from some people who wanted to kill me," says Miles. "They said they'd let her go if she got a divorce and promised not to rescue me. But it wasn't legally binding because Da wasn't there, and anyway we got rescued by other people before I could finish."

Little Miles is almost distracted by the impressiveness of this story.