"Doing anything along the lines of 'stopping the bleeding' will tend to make it harder for me to attach a new finger that doesn't have a layer of blood clot in the middle of it, it's really pretty inconvenient, I'd rather just talk to the NIH, I was speculating idly about how to get people to believe that I have awesome cures and treatments to share if I can't get a hearing in some more civilized way what with lacking a legal existence. By the way, after we eat I want to borrow your internet again, look for my parents, see if I can pretend to be my twelve-year-old self to people who aren't paying attention or something."