"You find out you are going to Bond when you look at someone and they are prettier than a unicorn," says the unicorn, who is indeed very but not quite mesmerizingly pretty. "Then if you look in their eyes you Bond. It would work differently for someone who didn't have eyes or couldn't see at all, but if you don't look in someone's eyes and don't spend hours or days staring at them you won't Bond."

"Okay," says Milan.