"Well I'm sorry that you suddenly made me feel like my fur was turning into needles and if I could've made being around nonvirgins stop doing that years ago I definitely would have but here we are," says the unicorn. "Thank you for fixing the thing. The Wild Magic says you will have to fix it again once you're properly in my world because the door was closed this time. The people writing down the list of dead Bondmates finished and got impatient and closed the door so they wouldn't have to wait."
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