This one has a pool of what looks like liquified stained glass and a bat whose wings are made of paper fans and a statue of a mermaid that weeps blood.

Would he like to be a statue of a mermaid that weeps blood, too? Would he like to vanish outright? Would he like sixty-four coins in local currency, assorted, each of which will burn anyone who touches them but him, embedded in his arm but removable therefrom? Would he like to glow blindingly bright and catch fire upon exposure to high winds? Or nothing?