Does he want a pony that will loyally follow him everywhere and eat his hair and starve if he makes it stop or ever removes hair from his head in any other way? Does he want his ears to be able to move about on his body of their own accord and prefer to hang out on his thighs? Does he want to be a centipede-taur? Does he want to fit in a teacup and be able to float like a soap bubble and be irresistibly delicious-smelling to cats and things that once were cats?