hatchery

[chanuphis]

The next alchemy class of their second year, they arrive to the lab to discover that each of them has an ordinary chicken's egg (brown) and another box of miscellanea.

Slughorn explains, when everyone is assembled, that alchemy with an egg is actually where phoenixes are speculated to originate; but no one has the recipe any more and there haven't been new phoenixes for centuries. They will not be making living things today. But the eggshell is a good base from which to appear lots of possible objects; alchemy doesn't like to conjure things into existence in plain sight but is quite willing that new things appear inside eggshells, cocoons, geodes, and similar. Their eggs have been pre-drained of their interiors for this purpose, although some recipes use full eggs.

As last week, they are invited to come up with recipes on paper for review by the professor before trying anything. Known possible results available with this set of ingredients include wooden, decorated eggs nested inside the shell; a shellful of small sharp teeth (the commonest source of hens' teeth, as they have encountered once or twice in potions); successively smaller eggshells the smallest of which holds a blob of mercury; and a perfectly hardboiled egg which can be arbitrarily flavored by exact details of the process. But they are welcome to aim at another result as long as their procedure looks safe.

Comments

[alicornucopia]

"Haphazard," says Slughorn. "But not actually likely to be dangerous. You may try it provided your 'whatever' is water and you choose a color other than red."

[mrwoods]

"Why, what's the problem with red?"

[alicornucopia]

"You might attract a result which had more to do with blood," says Slughorn.

[mrwoods]

"Oh. Fair, I guess," and partially answers one of my questions.

[chanuphis]

Miranda's decided to aim for the decorated wooden egg, but she wants a nested wooden egg, so she's incorporated a lot of repetitive steps and will be miming carving the shape of the egg with the knife around the shell. She is planning to roll the shell in various paint colors all mixed up for, hopefully, divinatory style results on her Matroyshka eggs. Slughorn approves her procedure and moves on.

[mrwoods]

So Sadde starts covering his prism and his eggshells in blue paint, using enough of it for the shells to get glued onto it and also completely covered by it.

[chanuphis]

"What exactly are you envisioning a prismatic egg as being?"

[mrwoods]

"I dunno! Sorta like an egg-shaped... crystal thing? Maybe with lots of, like, inner facets or something to divide light. I dunno, really, I wanna see!"

[chanuphis]

"You might get something else, your procedure's kind of random."

[mrwoods]

Shrug. "This is the closest thing to science we've had yet, it's fun."

[chanuphis]

"Because we all know that science is about making weird art projects and seeing what unrelated objects they turn into?"

[mrwoods]

"And then writing that down and trying it again until you get it right, in order to generalise principles from that!"

[chanuphis]

"It's still not that much like science." Carve carve.

[mrwoods]

"It's like the spirit of science! Hypotheses about what should happen, test, be wrong, rinse and repeat!"

The paint on the prism has dried, and now Sadde's waiting for the egg's to.

[chanuphis]

Miranda rolls her eggshell gently in paint droplets. "No control group, sample sizes of one..."

[mrwoods]

"Well, it's not a psychology experiment, I'm pretty sure-" Pause. Blink. He raises a hand.

[alicornucopia]

"Mr Woods?"

[mrwoods]

"Are these processes deterministic? Like, if I try the same thing twice, do I always get the same result?"

[alicornucopia]

"If you do, yes. If someone else does, not necessarily, although often."

[mrwoods]

"Hmm, is that a mindset thing? If I try the same thing twice but wanting or thinking of different results do I get different things?"

[alicornucopia]

"It seems not to be anything as ephemeral as that. Although there are occasional reports of someone getting different results if they perform a procedure twice with a few decades between attempts."

[mrwoods]

"That's very interesting," he says, writing it all down. "Thank you."

[alicornucopia]

"You're welcome."

[mrwoods]

He turns to Miranda. "So, as I was saying, this is deterministic so controlled trials aren't really all that necessary."

[chanuphis]

"As you were saying, because you totally knew that."