hatchery

[chanuphis]

The next alchemy class of their second year, they arrive to the lab to discover that each of them has an ordinary chicken's egg (brown) and another box of miscellanea.

Slughorn explains, when everyone is assembled, that alchemy with an egg is actually where phoenixes are speculated to originate; but no one has the recipe any more and there haven't been new phoenixes for centuries. They will not be making living things today. But the eggshell is a good base from which to appear lots of possible objects; alchemy doesn't like to conjure things into existence in plain sight but is quite willing that new things appear inside eggshells, cocoons, geodes, and similar. Their eggs have been pre-drained of their interiors for this purpose, although some recipes use full eggs.

As last week, they are invited to come up with recipes on paper for review by the professor before trying anything. Known possible results available with this set of ingredients include wooden, decorated eggs nested inside the shell; a shellful of small sharp teeth (the commonest source of hens' teeth, as they have encountered once or twice in potions); successively smaller eggshells the smallest of which holds a blob of mercury; and a perfectly hardboiled egg which can be arbitrarily flavored by exact details of the process. But they are welcome to aim at another result as long as their procedure looks safe.

Comments

[chanuphis]

"Unfortunately they let all the domestic Dementors bloody loose."

[mswoods]

"Right. Yeah. They did." She shakes her head. "What in Merlin's name were they thinking..."

[chanuphis]

"Probably that if they couldn't throw them prisoners to feed off they'd have to have people casting Patronuses constantly to keep them penned in."

[mswoods]

"Oh no. What a disaster. They would have to hire some people to keep casting a spell. Probably the same people who hung around them all day before. Terrible. So awful. Really, the best idea is to then let them loose so they can eat unsuspecting people. Muggles can't even see them."

[chanuphis]

"I don't think anybody actually did hang around all day before, except the prisoners. And you'd need a lot of Patronuses to cut off escape for that many Dementors. They might literally not have had the people to do it. But they should've got them."

[mswoods]

"Yes, they should. I wonder if the fact that we don't hear fairly often about random Dementor attacks means that they're mostly preying on muggles."

[chanuphis]

"There are more of them."

[mswoods]

"And they can't defend themselves," she sighs.

[chanuphis]

"Yeah."

[mswoods]

She shakes her head. "Anyway, any new insights that could produce a Patronus?"

[chanuphis]

"I don't think so..." Wandwave. Mist. Wandwave. Defined mist. "Nope."

[mswoods]

"What did you think there?"

[chanuphis]

"...Well, it's actually a little surprising that I can get even mist from thinking 'Dementors exist'. And the second one was 'Patronuses exist'."

[mswoods]

"...wait, there must be some clue there. Dementors existing isn't a happy thought."

[chanuphis]

"I wasn't paying attention, I was just using it as a control, I don't know if I can do it again."

[mswoods]

"Try?"

[chanuphis]

"Expecto Patronum -"

Nope, nothing.

"Drat. I should've been paying attention."

[mswoods]

"Do you remember anything more about it than just thinking that Dementors exist?"

[chanuphis]

"No, I mean, I must have been thinking something else about it but I don't recall what, that was all I was trying to concentrate on."

[mswoods]

She closes her eyes and thinks. "Dementors exist, that's a bad thing, there must be some good out of them existing...? Or something good that can only happen if they exist..."

[chanuphis]

"I don't think that was it."

[mswoods]

"Ermm... some goal of yours that involves Dementors? Something you can achieve, that has to do with immortality? Or power, maybe, if it's not immortality? Life, er, happiness..."

[chanuphis]

"It might have been 'Dementors exist... for now'."

[mswoods]

"...oh. Ooh. Okay, the book said Dementors are indestructible but who cares, we're recreating the philosopher's stone, we don't need to worry about rules. Try something like that? Dementors not existing? Maybe that's too abstract, but, erm, something to destroy Dementors? Like a superpowerful Patronus or something."

[chanuphis]

Defined mist.