"When I arrived in this world I was in a room full of ominously chanting robed cultists. They deprived me of my senses by magic and I killed a lot of them anyway. Their 'god' was very impressed and offered to make me his immortal consort. I declined. He decided to make me his immortal consort anyway. When I woke up, I fought him, won, and eventually managed to kill him by cutting his head off. Then I ate some leftover cultists. Between that moment and a stop at the butcher's on the way to the school earlier tonight, I didn't eat."