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Campbell Mark Swan ([personal profile] from_scratch) wrote in [community profile] alicornutopia 2014-06-04 05:12 pm (UTC)

"Nah, they're all divided into the categories of 'I would strenuously object' and 'they were kind of meh and now I can't remember their names off the top of my head'. So, my full name is Campbell Mark Swan. I was born in Forks, Washington to a cop later promoted to chief of police, Charlie Swan, and to Renée Swan, née Higgenbotham, which she stopped using as soon as she had an alternative. They got divorced when I was a baby, Renée moved me to Phoenix and finished getting her education degree and started teaching kindergarten, and I grew up there except visiting my dad every summer, for longer periods of time as it got safer to leave me home alone. When I was seventeen Renée remarried, minor league baseball guy, I should have looked him up but I could not for the life of me produce his name without checking and couldn't check in the library and it didn't occur to me before now -" Cam takes out his computer, fiddles with it, finishes: "Phil Dwyer. And they moved to Jacksonville and I moved in with Charlie instead. Then I found books on summoning and parlor tricks in an abandoned mansion just outside Forks, which I gather my double, if present, has not done, at least not to comparable effect."

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