"...Uh, if you don't care at all about what you get? It'd take longer than a minute to get to a good place to definitely catch something, but it wouldn't take that long. What takes a long time is training them. My life is not actually a video game and you probably shouldn't extrapolate too much from the video game about Pokémon training. I'm also not sure if you could even handle a 'mon if I gave you one."

If you are holding the door, the door will lead to your world, not hers, says a napkin.