I'm authorized to hire qualified applicants for janitorial and security shifts.
"Who qualifies for those?"
Most people, including all three of you, qualify for janitorial work, although they will not receive their compensation if they don't actually perform it. Security requires the ability to subdue a significant fraction of possibly irascible patrons if they begin fighting; whoever or whatever arranges the doors ensures that the personnel on-duty and that fraction rather than other populations coexist reliably.
"Can I see, like, a pamphlet on Security? - Do I qualify? With the 'mon?"
You could legitimately accept a Security job. A pamphlet!
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"Who qualifies for those?"
Most people, including all three of you, qualify for janitorial work, although they will not receive their compensation if they don't actually perform it. Security requires the ability to subdue a significant fraction of possibly irascible patrons if they begin fighting; whoever or whatever arranges the doors ensures that the personnel on-duty and that fraction rather than other populations coexist reliably.
"Can I see, like, a pamphlet on Security? - Do I qualify? With the 'mon?"
You could legitimately accept a Security job. A pamphlet!