if i were yours

[floofcoaster]

Behold the wolf in his unnatural habitat, eating the foods of his people in traditional quantities, his typical companion away in the distant land of The Bathroom.

That is to say, Zeus is in Milliways with one and a half heavily topped pizzas, waiting for Harley and Andrea to come back.

Comments

[autokinetic]

Maybe him jumping phases will help, but I'm sort of worried she's too put off at this point.

[pythbox]

Sucks for them. Well, more for him on this one, she's not gonna be heartbroken if she decides she can't stand him.

[autokinetic]

She'll look at those of us conspicuously attached to Jokers and sigh about it, but yeah, not heartbreak.

[pythbox]

You doing anything important or can I come be conspicuously attached to you?

[autokinetic]

If you mean 'lend me added consequence' come now, if you mean 'make out' wait sixty seconds.

[pythbox]

Sixty seconds it is.

[autokinetic]