trade my soul for a wish

[from_scratch]

This is a successor to "call me maybe", which is getting crowded.

Cam is dipping a grilled cheese sandwich into a bowl of tomato soup when he feels the summons. He goes ahead and grabs it. Doesn't even drop the sandwich.


with Mark (kappa)

with Adanya (Aestrix)

with Sable (kappa)

with Ari (andaisq)

with Metella (kappa)

with Miles (kappa)

with Isabella (Eva)

with Steel (Rockeye)

with Daphne (Maggie)

with Edie (Maggie)

Comments

[from_scratch]

"I mean it has to be really, really, really clean. You don't want to inject somebody with dead polio and find that accompanying it is live tetanus or botulism or something. I can make things that start that clean, but they need to be handled appropriately on their way to point B."

[kaolinandbone]

"If you have safety guidelines to follow, they can be made known to the staff. Is there any way that containers could be made sterile without involving your personal handling?"

[from_scratch]

"Yeah, you can do it if you get them hot enough. Boiling does the trick."

[kaolinandbone]

"That seems simple enough to not be an enormously significant issue, then, so long as all staff are properly instructed."

[from_scratch]

"Yeah. And you never, ever use a needle more than once, stuff like that, I'll write up instructions I guess."

[kaolinandbone]

"People might start to notice if we're conjuring many hundreds of injection needles from nowhere... They can't be made sterile effectively, you say?"

[from_scratch]

"The needles? It's not just sterility, it's tiny abrasions in the metal. Also, people have different blood types, even if everything in the needle was boiled to death you might have problems with antigens or something, that I'm not actually sure of because needle scarcity's not a problem I ever expected to encounter."

[kaolinandbone]

"I doubt it's impossible to manufacture that many needles, but that kind of precision metalworking on that scale might well bankrupt us."

She hums.

"Well, we can't actually clean the needles, but we could make a show of them needing to be cleaned specially - have our locations send back their used needles to a central location, where they are replaced with completely new needles that coincidentally look exactly the same. Then the old needles would be carefully and secretly disposed of."

[from_scratch]

"Sure, I can slag them and you can sell the steel or something."

[kaolinandbone]

"Mysterious new iron deposits are the kind of thing that conjurors get discovered by attempting. It's a waste of materials, but I would rather not be excessively greedy regarding my total lack of manufacturing costs."

[from_scratch]

"Okay, I can launch 'em into space, as you like."

[kaolinandbone]

"Sinking them in the ocean would probably be less conspicuous, unless you believe that the remains would still be dangerous after they had been fused to slag."

[from_scratch]

"No, not that dangerous, just a public health no-no to be sticking them into people. Ocean dumping isn't a good habit but a wad of steel is hardly the worst thing you could drop, s'pose."

[kaolinandbone]

"If you happened to form the chunks into the vague shapes of ship parts, we could then probably 'salvage' them credibly in a few years' time."

[from_scratch]

"Sculpting a ship out of medical waste is definitely an angel's job, not a demon's."

[kaolinandbone]

"Right, you only make things. I guess we'll have to set that aside for when we have more information on how summoning works in this world."

[from_scratch]

"Yeah. The way to find that out with minimum risk is to get all the essentials you want from me alone handled, then try dismissing me, then try resummoning me. Some daeva would take serious exception to being stranded if it turned out summoning was one-way here or something."

[kaolinandbone]

"That's probably a good idea before we attempt anything with possibly permanent consequences. Do you have a set of standard textbooks from your world that you could conjure for me?"

[from_scratch]

"On summoning?"

[kaolinandbone]

"That wasn't actually my intent, but those would also be useful if they exist. I was thinking more about chemistry, physics, biology, and so on, since your world is apparently much more advanced technologically than mine."

[from_scratch]

"I mean. Not in a language you know."

[kaolinandbone]

"... Ah. Yes. That would be an issue."

She sighs.

"Well, it wouldn't be the first time I taught myself a language from poor sources. Would you be willing to be my instructor in whichever is the most useful of your local languages while we're setting up the clinics?"

[from_scratch]

"English is likely the most useful, and yeah, I can probably teach it to you. The clinics are a swell idea but I'm wondering if there should be lots of parallel projects. For example, in my world people have invented high-yield, pest-resistant crops, if those would be of particular use anywhere. I can make seeds of 'em."

[kaolinandbone]

"The more things we attempt at once, the higher the chance that someone somewhere will notice something strange going on. That said, I've had many years of assassination attempts: what's a few more?" She chuckles.

"Higher-yield crops could be quite useful in Victoria. There's not a lot of space on the island to grow food in, given all the people on it."

[from_scratch]

"I mean, we don't have to implement them all at once, but laying groundwork should be relatively easy to keep surreptitious? Naively. You know the place."