exploratory kidnapping

[alicornucopia]

In this room are two women, one gray and sixty years old, one just thirty and red-haired, both wearing elaborate outfits. The younger casts a spell.

In this room is now also a third person. (On whom the elder woman promptly also casts a spell, which she had at the ready.)

Comments

[missnicegirl]

"Oh. Well, she hasn't given me any. We're both sort of agnostic."

[alicornucopia]

"Right. Well, the thing is dragons usually don't talk about our theological opinions," Jensal says. "This applied to shrens too back before you turned up with your miracles."

[missnicegirl]

"Why don't you?"

[alicornucopia]

"That would be part of the set of things we don't talk about. But you are the original miracle worker and I'm not sure you couldn't get somebody to talk if you tried very hard," muses Jensal.

[missnicegirl]

"And it's important," Matilda reminds her. "Unless the things you usually don't talk about aren't especially relevant to the question, but if they weren't I think you wouldn't be thinking so hard about it."

[alicornucopia]

"Well," says Jensal. "You might have noticed that no dragons have particularly objected to being made immortal."

[missnicegirl]

...Matilda waits, to see if more information is forthcoming.

[alicornucopia]

"And you are very clever and can make some deductions from that. I will tell you that the reason dragons don't discuss theology is because we are concerned it would start large conflicts up to and including wars."

[missnicegirl]

"I don't have to go around yelling at people about it," she says. "But it's important to know. Okay. I should figure out how to make lots more people immortal, then."

[alicornucopia]

"I do recommend making it voluntary," Jensal says. "Some people will probably remain convinced that they ought to die eventually no matter what you do."

[missnicegirl]

"People don't have to be immortal if they don't want to be. But it's sad if they don't."

[alicornucopia]

"I agree. But it'll be a little harder to mass-produce than the version for dragons because other kinds of people are less coordinated and unanimous."

[missnicegirl]

"I'll figure that part out once I've figured out how to do it at all," she says. "Right now I'm not even sure where to start. Other people don't have convenient little magical compartments for deciding whether they stay alive... do they? I don't think I know everything about all the kinds of people in Elcenia yet."

[alicornucopia]

"I... don't think anyone will work quite like dragons, but you might want to look at vampires," Jensal says. "Vampires don't have a standard lifespan on their own. They age like humans but live as long as the average of whoever they drink blood from."

[missnicegirl]

"That sure sounds magical," she says. "I'll go looking for some vampires, I guess. How would I find a vampire to talk to?"

[alicornucopia]

"Vampires are reasonably common in Esmaar and you might find some walking around, albeit not necessarily free to talk right then. They're the very pale people who'll typically be outside in concealing cloaks. Sometimes they'll come by the house to ask for meals but not on a schedule so I can't tell you when to expect one, although I can put out word to the house that anyone who gets a visit from a vampire should see if they'll come back to talk to you."

[missnicegirl]

"Okay. Then I'll wander around Esmaar and see if any vampires want to talk to me," she says. "Thank you."

[alicornucopia]

"You're welcome - should I try to detain a vampire here for you or will you be all right without?"

[missnicegirl]

"If I can't find anyone, I'll come back and ask you to try to find one for me, but for now I think you don't need to."

[alicornucopia]

"Okay. Good luck."

[missnicegirl]

"Thanks."

Out she traipses, looking for vampires.

[alicornucopia]

The bulk of Esmaar's population is about evenly divided between humans (brown) and elves (paler). There are some mixes between the two, and some halflings, and some vampires like that family over there.

[missnicegirl]

Matilda goes up to the vampires.

"Excuse me," she says politely in Leraal, because that is the local language. "Can I talk to you for a little while, please?"

[alicornucopia]

One of the family's dads peers down at her. "Is something the matter?" he asks, frowning.

"Ah, blast, I've been spotted," says the other dad good-naturedly. "Please, direct comments to my office."

[missnicegirl]

"Oh, I have no idea who you are," Matilda assures the other dad brightly. "It's just I'm working on a project to make everyone immortal, and I figured out dragons already but it was particularly easy because of how their magic works, and I think vampires might also be easy for a similar reason so I thought I would find some vampires to try next, and you are vampires. If you don't want to, I can try someone else, though."

She pauses for a moment, reviewing the information she has provided, and then clarifies: "I have a kind of offworld magic that can do all sorts of marvelous things. It's called ialdae."