blood sweat tear

[imeanforever]

He's moving her to a different court to see if it'll improve her attitude. She's allowed to fly. It's been a long, long time since she was allowed to -

She is only allowed to fly to her destination, not anywhere else. She notices that she is not where she should be, that she cannot progress to where she was told to go, and she careens out of control when her wings won't flap anymore, and she crashes.

---

with Miles (kappa)

with Minus (kappa)

Comments

[imeanforever]

"I'm missing at least two things."

[summa_iniuria]

"Which two?"

[imeanforever]

"Why that was funny and what a Slayer is."

[summa_iniuria]

"Most relevantly, the Slayer's job is to kill vampires and generally save the world from evil," says the Slayer. "And that was funny because 'Sherlock Holmes' is the name of a fictional character and I just quoted something said to the fictional Sherlock by his fictional nemesis."

[imeanforever]

"Well, this vampire is mine, you can't have him."

[summa_iniuria]

"Then how do you feel about taking responsibility for his good behaviour?"

[imeanforever]

"I don't know what your personal standards of good behavior are, why I ought to consider myself subject thereto, or whether you'd decide to hold me responsible if I were less than maximally tyrrannical in managing him, which makes the question somewhat farcical."

[summa_iniuria]

"I am tentatively in favour of letting him live, but if you want him spared purely on the grounds that he is your vampire then it is implicitly your responsibility to keep him ethically fed and sheltered and discouraged from going on killing sprees," says the Slayer. "If this responsibility is not to your liking then I suggest you not go around claiming ownership of vampires."

[imeanforever]

"I'm not in favor of murder. If you attempt to kill my vampire, we have a problem."

[summa_iniuria]

"I am not in favour of murder either. Observe that your vampire continues to be a vampire as opposed to a pile of dust."

[imeanforever]

"Grand."

[eversomuchfun]

"Honestly, this is vastly more benefit of the doubt than most sane people who have heard of vampires would give me," says Sherlock. "Leaving aside the question of your ownership rights."

[imeanforever]

"How nice."

[eversomuchfun]

"As a vampire I unhesitatingly admit that eradicating all vampires from the face of the earth would be a net benefit even if you counted the deaths of the vampires themselves as undesirable, which most people don't."

[imeanforever]

"Well, I do. Mortality is tragic in general."

[summa_iniuria]

"I have no settled opinion on the tragedy of vampire deaths. Like he said, the math works out either way. But I also have no problem with making an exception for well-behaved vampires."

[eversomuchfun]

"I'm positively angelic. I don't even eat people."

[imeanforever]

[summa_iniuria]

"Sure," says the Slayer. "And you want the Gem of Amara because...?"

[eversomuchfun]

"Because it would make me immortal, obviously."

[imeanforever]

"It would be inconvenient if he died on me."

[summa_iniuria]

"What do you need him for?"

[imeanforever]

"Native guide. Is this a social conversation or are we still trying to talk our way out of a fight?"

[summa_iniuria]

"I think your vampire is maneuvering for my assistance in retrieving the Gem of Amara. I'm not currently interested in fighting either of you but I'm going to be a harder sell on finding the Gem and not immediately destroying it."

[imeanforever]

"Because, what, you value the option of being able to kill him without having to steal from him first?"