trade my soul for a wish

[from_scratch]

This is a successor to "call me maybe", which is getting crowded.

Cam is dipping a grilled cheese sandwich into a bowl of tomato soup when he feels the summons. He goes ahead and grabs it. Doesn't even drop the sandwich.


with Mark (kappa)

with Adanya (Aestrix)

with Sable (kappa)

with Ari (andaisq)

with Metella (kappa)

with Miles (kappa)

with Isabella (Eva)

with Steel (Rockeye)

with Daphne (Maggie)

with Edie (Maggie)

Comments

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"I don't know. I can introduce you to Tzarsik if you want, although if you do he'll probably assume you want to sleep with him."

[from_scratch]

"...I mean, is he cute?"

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"He's an incubus. They're all cute," she says archly.

[from_scratch]

"I mean, it'll depend on if we get along, but I do want to know more about all the numerous interesting species around here."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"Ooh. Well, I'm happy to be your native guide," she says, a little flirtatiously.

[from_scratch]

Cam giggles. "How very generous of you! I really appreciate that."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"In all seriousness--I would be happy to show you around, regardless of whether or not you're interested in sleeping with me. I would also be happy to sleep with you regardless of whether or not you want me to show you around."

[from_scratch]

"I require the showing-around a little more urgently than the sleeping-with but both appeal."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"Okay then! So we get back to campus, we find somewhere to stash your summoner, and then I set about finding people who can tell you things."

[from_scratch]

"Where does one normally stash comatose summoners?"

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"I have no idea, I don't usually need to hang onto anyone I have reason to leave unconscious. We could claim you're his cousin and check him into a hospital?"

[from_scratch]

"Do people not check up on claimed familial relationships here? Also, I have to decide whether to maintain the coma or let him wake up."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"They probably do, but I bet it would work in the short term. How does he dismiss you anyway? Is he likely to do it by accident?"

[from_scratch]

"He might. He'd just have to concentrate on wanting to for about a minute. Still, indefinite coma seems a little harsh."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"I don't disagree. Well, we could tell the truth--or nearly, I'm sure we'd have to present you as a helpful passerby rather than how you really showed up--and drop him off at the police station. And you could leave me with instructions on how to summon you in case he dismisses you."

[from_scratch]

"Yeah, that's probably the right thing to do, I'm just given pause by the possibility that this was a one-off fluke and he can send me back but you can't retrieve me."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"That would be a shame, but taking that risk looks like the lesser evil right now."

[from_scratch]

"I mean, in the short term, yes, in the long term I can eradicate malaria, you see what I mean?"

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"Ooh. That is true.
...I hate to suggest this, but it's technically possible to erase his short-term memory of this evening."

[from_scratch]

"I hesitate to agree, but I feel like most people would prefer it to the indefinite coma option, which I have been seriously considering, so... I mean, does it have any side effects or would it just be 'he wakes up in the police station and is a bit hindered in testifying when tried for being about to murder you'?"

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"It. Um. It involves enlisting the help of a succubus and having her fuck it out of him.
...I want it on record that I wouldn't even be bringing this up if it weren't something as big as malaria on the line and do not ordinarily condone this sort of thing. At all."

[from_scratch]

"...Okay, that's worse. That might be too much worse. I could try drugs with amnestic effects but those have side effects which are not trivially weighed against rape and wouldn't be totally reliable."

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"I mean, there's a decent chance he would consent to sex with a random beautiful woman. I definitely wouldn't be bringing it up if there weren't. And, y'know, I know some people who would be willing to sleep with her if this guy weren't interested."

[from_scratch]

"I'm not sure of the exact sort of case of the baskets this guy has, but I feel like most people awoken with their most recent memory being of trying to sacrifice someone to their dread divine lord and master would have priorities other than making time with random beautiful women. Are the 'some people' to apologize for wasting the succubus's time...?"

[maggie_of_the_owls]

"Pretty much, yeah. It was just a thought. How long would curing malaria take? A non-indefinite coma would be less harsh."