if i were yours

[floofcoaster]

Behold the wolf in his unnatural habitat, eating the foods of his people in traditional quantities, his typical companion away in the distant land of The Bathroom.

That is to say, Zeus is in Milliways with one and a half heavily topped pizzas, waiting for Harley and Andrea to come back.

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[apprivoise_moi]

So she really doesn't look like his imprint.

"Huh," she says. "Any other girl ones?"

[floofcoaster]

"Uh - yeah, I was going to say not born shaped that way but one was. And then there's magic. Wolves can actually only imprint on girl-shaped people, Harley was fucking around with magic."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Huh!" she repeats. "Magic, like, what kind of magic?"

[floofcoaster]

"There's a bunch of kinds, that kind was wish coins."

[apprivoise_moi]

"What other fun stuff can wish coins do?"

[floofcoaster]

"Most anything if you have a big enough one."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Nifty. I want some."

[floofcoaster]

"I don't have any on me. Harley'll have to come out of the bathroom eventually, though."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Yeah, one would hope!" she snickers.

[floofcoaster]

"Usually he leaves Andrea with me and she'd do time syncing but she's been less clingy lately."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Andrea?"

[floofcoaster]

"Oh, uh, she's his daemon. He started keeping his soul outside of his body after there was a teleportation accident? It's weird."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Sounds it!"

[floofcoaster]

"But she can shapeshift, and if I'm holding her I'm literally holding Harley's soul, and so on, so, it's nice."

[apprivoise_moi]

"What's holding somebody's soul like?"

[floofcoaster]

"It's a bigger deal on their end than mine. I mean it's a big deal for me mostly imprinty reasons but it doesn't feel like a whole lot? It feels like something. I would notice if I picked up the wrong rabbit."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Is she fluffy when she's a rabbit? I bet she's fluffy."

[floofcoaster]

"Very fluffy."

[apprivoise_moi]

She giggles.

[floofcoaster]

"Anyway if I'm right about you being a one of Harley the bunch of you are called Jokers. There's a bunch of bunches. I'm the only me though, at least so far."

[apprivoise_moi]

"How do you tell when there's more? I mean, not everybody can be as - as recognizable as me, right?"

[floofcoaster]

"There's somebody who can tell by looking. She's an alt of the empress of my world, there's a bunch of her. She makes a point of looking at everybody."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Gotcha. You have an Empress?"

[floofcoaster]

"She's not exactly the empress of everybody. She usurped this evil vampire government that was doing evil vampire things, and now she is the good vampire government. She's my empress 'cause I'm a wolf, though."

[apprivoise_moi]

"'The empress of my world' was a little unclear that way."