delta v over delta t when there is no t

[ertia]

In a bar, there is a girl.

She looks like she has saved up all of her decadent and slothful impulses for a solid decade and is indulging them all at once. She is sprawled on a couch with a book she's only half-reading, and an ice cream sundae, and smiiiiiiling.

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[ertia]

"Hi! Do you need an omnipotent sorceress for anything?"

[sicaria]

"That depends," she says. "What are the functions of an omnipotent sorceress?"

[ertia]

"Pretty all-purpose, really. What've you got?"

[sicaria]

"A government that needs overthrowing."

[ertia]

"Well, that might require more than the application of brute omnipotence, but I can still probably help." Hey Milan, got a government reportedly needs overthrowing.

[first_and_final]

Details? says Milan.

[ertia]

Soliciting now, come be in the conversation. "What's wrong with it?"

[first_and_final]

Milan appears in the main bar area.

[sicaria]

The girl in need of an overthrown government looks at him.

After half a second she returns her attention to Kithabel and says, "Once a year, two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts are selected by lottery and transported to an arena where they contend against each other and environmental obstacles until there is only one left alive. That is not by any means the only problem, but it may be the most obvious example."

[ertia]

"It is certainly that."

[first_and_final]

"Um, what," says Milan, approaching them.

[sicaria]

"Other problems are of a similar character. The inhabitants of the Districts are a source of resources and entertainment for the inhabitants of the Capitol, and are not otherwise valuable."

[ertia]

"Okay. Well, not okay, but you know what I mean. So... I can do all kinds of complicated conditional magic but I need to know who to aim it at ideally without mindreading of any kind."

[sicaria]

"What do you mean?"

[ertia]

"The Capitol sounds like an entire population and not just, exclusively, a governing body. Am I wrong, is everybody in the Capitol universally guilty?"

[sicaria]

"No. Plenty of them are varying degrees of innocent, by most measures."

[ertia]

"So I need to identify who needs to be kept away from what forms of ability-to-do-things and I'd rather learn this information in a way that doesn't involve inspecting their minds."

[sicaria]

"And what are you planning to do with this information once you have it?"

[ertia]

"Apply it via omnipotence? I can't really be more specific until I actually have the information."

[sicaria]

"I know who I would assassinate in what order if I wanted to cause a general improvement in the quality of Panem's governance, but you seem to have something else in mind and I can't think what."

[ertia]

"I am sufficiently omnipotent that I shouldn't have to assassinate anyone. I can put them out of the way, if there's no chance they'll behave themselves under lesser constraints, but they needn't die."

[sicaria]

"Hm. Who is your decorative companion?"

[first_and_final]

"Hey!"

[ertia]

"My partner over there is Milan and he is also a sorcerer. We work together. I called him over in case he has useful suggestions about how to deal with your particularly complicated problem."

[first_and_final]

"I can think of some vague ideas gentler than assassination and more tractable than 'just give us an itemized list of what magic we should do to which members of your world's population', but I do need some more information to know which approaches make sense and which don't..."