delta v over delta t when there is no t

[ertia]

In a bar, there is a girl.

She looks like she has saved up all of her decadent and slothful impulses for a solid decade and is indulging them all at once. She is sprawled on a couch with a book she's only half-reading, and an ice cream sundae, and smiiiiiiling.

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[first_and_final]

Someone else walks into the bar.

He seems to occupy the teenage-to-young-adult age range, but it's hard to tell his age more precisely through all the scars. There are a lot of them, and while the ones on his face are mostly old and faint (and fading further at a visible rate), they're still both distracting enough and appearance-altering enough to interfere heavily with an estimate.

Also he's really short.

He surveys the premises silently for a long moment, then asks of no one in particular, "Okay, what the fuck?"