if i were yours

[floofcoaster]

Behold the wolf in his unnatural habitat, eating the foods of his people in traditional quantities, his typical companion away in the distant land of The Bathroom.

That is to say, Zeus is in Milliways with one and a half heavily topped pizzas, waiting for Harley and Andrea to come back.

Comments

[floofcoaster]

"Awesome. Bar makes the best everything."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Every everything? The best best?"

[floofcoaster]

"I mean, I have a huuuuuge soft spot for stuff my imprint homemakes, but Bar makes really good everything."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Imprint?"

[floofcoaster]

"Oh, uh, I'm not a human, I'm a werewolf, rar, we do a thing called imprinting, I have done the thing, so I'm ridiculous amounts of in love with my boyfriend, basically."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Oh! Well, that's cute."

[floofcoaster]

"Yep! Anyway my name's Zeus, what's yours?"

[apprivoise_moi]

"Ophelia."

[floofcoaster]

"Pretty."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Thanks! 'Zeus' is cute too."

[floofcoaster]

"My mom has a thing for Greek deity names. And my imprint's name is Harley but he's in the bathroom and this place screws around with time and we don't have syncing thingies so it could be a while."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Harley is also cute, does everyone you know have a cute name?"

[floofcoaster]

"Uh, maybe? Might depend on how picky you are. Andrea? Bartholomew? Elspeth? Jake?"

[apprivoise_moi]

"Decreasing cuteness," she concludes.

[floofcoaster]

"So, not everybody I know has a cute name."

[apprivoise_moi]

"But plenty of 'em!"

[floofcoaster]

Zeus giggles. And eats more pizza.

[apprivoise_moi]

"That's a lot of pizza," Ophelia observes.

[floofcoaster]

"Wolves eat a lot. You can have a slice if you want though."

[apprivoise_moi]

"Aww, thanks!"

Nom.

"Wow, this is good. Couldn't have done better myself," she approves.

[floofcoaster]

"You cook too?"

[apprivoise_moi]

"Do I ever."

[floofcoaster]

"Hey, this is, uh, probably a weird question, but are you a reckless pansexual masochistic snuggle-fiend with a shitty home life and generalized affection for sharp things?"

[apprivoise_moi]

"...You're right," she says, "that is a weird question. And yes. And what the hell?"

[floofcoaster]

"Okay so this bar does alternate dimensions! And sometimes the alternate dimensions are, like, not so creative, so it does people over and over again, but with some things tweaked, like, you don't look like my imprint, but you talk like him and there's also the pansexual reckless sharp things - I forget all the words I used already - there's also that thing."